Episode 1: My Sides
Longinus: May this day be a wondrous one...
Longinus: May all living creatures find joy...
Longinus: May sorrow and tears disappear from this world...
Longinus: This, my only desire, I deliver to the heavens...
Longinus: This, my...my, my onl-heehee hahaha! No, my sides!
Longinus: Now stop that! I'm trying to say my prayers!
Longinus: I'm not hiding from you, merely defending myself.
Longinus: Under this arboreal aegis, may I be defended from wicked tickle monsters.
Longinus: Now stay back! Shame on you for preying on my sides, my only weakness!
Longinus: I'll be keeping my distance now!
With misty eyes, she glared from behind a tree some distance away.
It seemed the harmless trick played on her during her daily prayer was anything but.
Episode 2: Weak Point
Longinus: I understand, and may even forgive you.
Longinus: But why do such a vile thing if you're so sorry about it?
Longinus: Didn't your mother teach you not to... *sniffle* touch girls without permission?
Longinus: And you didn't just touch me, you had to tickle my weak point.
She finally broke down and cried.
Sorry to make you cry
Longinus: Fine, but picking on people is just wrong.
Was it that bad?
Longinus: You hit my weak spot, and it just made me remember...
Why're you crying?
Longinus: It's because of something that happened long, long ago...
Longinus: I'm sorry for being so emotional, it just reminded me of something very sad.
With that, she began talking about her past.
Episode 2: Weak Point Strike
Longinus: In a time long past, when I was still a spear used for executions...
Longinus: Those I punished suffered long, and so needlessly.
Longinus: So I offer my prayers every day, as it's the least I can do now.
Longinus: I pray I may never cause others to suffer again. Even enemies, or the Eldritch.
Longinus: But Killer Princes and Princesses must fight, it is their destiny.
Longinus: So my wishes may be in vain...
Not if you make it quick
Longinus: If their suffering can be ended quickly... You may be right.
Not if the battle is short
Longinus: Then their pain would be brief, too.
You can focus everything in one strike
Longinus: An instant kill... Yes...
Longinus: If the only mercy I may grant is to hit their weak point...
Longinus: That could be of great help in battle!
Longinus: I will call this skill the "Weak Point Strike"!
And so, Longinus discovered a new attack skill.
Longinus: Sorry for worrying you, but I'm fine now!
Longinus: Thank you. *Sniff* You're just so, kind, *sniffle* it's, it's... Waaaaahhh!
She really loved a good cry. But she seemed much stronger now for it.